Man Of the Year - The Eyes Of Alice Cooper, 2003
	I wake up every morning, six o'clock, I'm right on time
	I eat a low fat breakfast, I tie a perfect tie
	I kiss the wife, I hug the kids, I pat the dogs and cats
	I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat

	'Cause I'm the man of the year
	I'm the man of the year

	I never cheat at finals, or miss a day at school
	My urine tests are perfect, my prostate is a jewel

	'Cause I'm the man of the year
	I'm the man of the year
	'Cause I'm the man of the year
	I'm never, ever jealous
	Never, ever cruel
	I'm a graduate of Harvard
	Where I never broke the rules

	The queen made me a knight
	The pope made me a saint
	The president plays golf with me
	I make Madonna faint

	So why am I so lonely
	Depressed and in despair
	If I pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care

	It was the greatest funeral, I laid in perfect state
	And later I will meet the lord, I bet he just can't wait

	To meet the man of the year
	I'm the man of the year
	Stand in line to meet the man
	I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man


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